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I received the proverbial round robin email this morning which I usually laugh at momentarily and delete. Maybe it was my state of mind today? Or maybe I just found these clever as well as funny, but I thought they were worthy of sharing. The chicken one is my fave...share yours!
A will is a dead giveaway
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
A backward poet writes inverse
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key
A calendar's days are numbered
A boiled egg is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory which never developed
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
If you jump off a bridge in Paris , you are in Seine
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye
Santa's little helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture is a jab well done
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference, who acquired his size from too much pi
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was prosecuted for littering
Two silk-worms had a race - the result was a tie
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
I wondered why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehabilitation centre said 'Keep off the Grass'
Old soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper spray are now seasoned veterans
Don't join dangerous cults: practise safe sects
